Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 24

Thread: If God had your phone number ....

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Yes I've got one of them
    Posts
    1,296
    Reviews
    15

    Default If God had your phone number ....

    ... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

    After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

    Two days. What would you do ?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    France and Ireland
    Posts
    2,938
    Reviews
    22

    Default

    Crying on me knees ...... feck off! Id pick up the phone tell the Revenue to fuck off!!

    Then Id dust off the Klashnikoff and go down to Leinster House ..... anyone with me??

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    5,713
    Reviews
    35

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    ... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

    After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

    Two days. What would you do ?
    i would obtain some medical marijuana,
    i'd call next of kin and fill them in.

    i suppose two days of making peace with the new reality,
    probably see a couple of girls. get a new home for the cat.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Indoors with Emmasweet
    Posts
    36,636
    Blog Entries
    15
    Reviews
    61

    Default

    If i got the chance I'd strangled Darwin for agreeing with him .oh a few prayers mightn't go a miss .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Usually near the IFSC or Harcourt
    Posts
    12

    Default

    I'd go find out who's playing pranks, especially if it happens this Fri!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    France and Ireland
    Posts
    2,938
    Reviews
    22

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by NathanNSA View Post
    I'd go find out who's playing pranks, especially if it happens this Fri!
    What so special about this Friday?

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Lost in space
    Posts
    2,648
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    I'd try and take a train through Canada, but call the family and see if they want to come with

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Indoors with Emmasweet
    Posts
    36,636
    Blog Entries
    15
    Reviews
    61

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    What so special about this Friday?
    April 1.:lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    France and Ireland
    Posts
    2,938
    Reviews
    22

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    April 1.:lol doc
    God is it April already?

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Indoors with Emmasweet
    Posts
    36,636
    Blog Entries
    15
    Reviews
    61

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    God is it April already?
    Flys when your having a much fun as your having monkey.: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •