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    Default The geography of a woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa


    - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.


    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe


    - well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain


    - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece


    - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain


    - with a glorious and all-conquering past.


    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel

    has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes
    care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada


    - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


    After 70, she becomes Tibet


    - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages


    .. an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


    ===========================


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran


    - ruled by a couple of nuts

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    Loved that Tiffany and especially the ending.

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    Very good indeed Tiff ... I'm on my tour of life in Spain at the moment ... Hummm don't know if I agree with that, personal lol
    I would love too but ;-) xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick2010 View Post
    Very good indeed Tiff ... I'm on my tour of life in Spain at the moment ... Hummm don't know if I agree with that, personal lol
    I would love too but ;-) xxxx
    Hah, you SHOULD be convinced of your beauty my dear lady!!!
    Bada Bing!!!

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    This was great!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa


    - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...reply&p=403810


    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe


    - well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain


    - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece


    - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain


    - with a glorious and all-conquering past.


    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel

    has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes
    care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada


    - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


    After 70, she becomes Tibet


    - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages


    .. an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


    ===========================


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran


    - ruled by a couple of nuts
    Hey Tiff, you forgot the rest. After eighty, a woman is like Siberia. Everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go there
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Tiffany that was beautiful. Much love lady xxxxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Hey Tiff, you forgot the rest. After eighty, a woman is like Siberia. Everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go there

    Lucy I love you babe Tiff Xx excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    Tiffany that was beautiful. Much love lady xxxxxx
    Thx Fiona... love hugs n kisses right back at ya babe Xx

    " Tiffany Tees "
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
    - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
    - well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
    - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
    - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain
    - with a glorious and all-conquering past.
    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
    has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes
    care of business.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada
    - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
    After 70, she becomes Tibet
    - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages
    .. an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
    ===========================

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran
    - ruled by a couple of nuts
    Thanks for that Tiff, havn't laughed as much for a long while

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