****offensive comments removes*** --- Llamedos ,Capt Pugwash,Father Ted, Reggie and Desperate Dan.
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****offensive comments removes*** --- Llamedos ,Capt Pugwash,Father Ted, Reggie and Desperate Dan.
Fuck it yes the Dandy ---- should have seen that one a cummin - smartarse. I read the Beano , har har.
And fer your info --- No fukker does me from either end (yet !!)
Try the words "Fukin snap outa it will ya fer Chrisakes" ---- tends to put them into a coma (not a peacful one tho, rage I think)!
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Heh heh heh heh nice one you pair of **** DOOZER & QP(ganging up) but believe me there aint no more a hetero than I.
Do ya think another man...
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Dont brag about that mate , its usually because of a "size" issue , lol.
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Absolutely fukin spot on with that analysis there H/man.
Thanx King (breakdancin) Bill, feel free to join our club as I`me sure I can recognise a fellow WANKER when I see one !
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That will only put to bed the fact have you a penis or not, but Westies inference might be that are you...
I know QP , but I tend to "bottle" things up !
As opposed to what I have --- a Whore in the kitchen, she"fucks" all the dinners up the dim bitch.
If ye are a sexist Noah then this is for you ----- Definition of a houswife ,-- "A gadget you screw on the bed.".-- heh heh !
I`de rather a soft n hairy one than one like my beard, but maybe shaving pussy daily is a chore to some.I love to part the bush on a hirsuite gal.
Dont reckon so as some turds are that size , jell the bugger up and it`ll slip in nice n cozy ----- Christ I sound gay !
I aint fer behind ye and I find loads of accommodating escorts , its girth...
Good point there Noah , think you missed mine though ?
Did God unleash the flood because Noah was the only righteous man left who could build boats ?
FANS HAD NO HEART ? ------- Stick to what you know Westie , boiling eggs and rub n tug jobs that is. Your other analysis I agree with though !
As a spin off from "which nationality of escorts frequent Ireland the most" I did a little research and was saddened to
see that ther is a definite lack of Jewish ladies.
This is a shame as I am...
As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just that matey , if only you knew how big a fat bastard I am.heh heh heh !
after I may treat myself to a wank likewise.
They already do, just look at e-i as an example.Which way does the cash flow ?As long as a woman has a pussy and a man has a cock its She-rule.so long as we all dont turn queer.(Qph gonna go off on...
Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop because it is plain for all to see that you are one fucking TOSSER.- God bless u 2 !
================================================================================================= HELLO BLANKMANN , HOW YA DOIN BUD ? --- dont go blowing yer cover now ! (titter)
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Likewise as a Tottenham fanatic I wish to bring to your attention that no matter how honest a person or...
Trouble is matey , time the Escort opens the door (usually scantily clad) it aint our head doing the thinking:D but you are correct of course.
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Most unlikely Alec , as a Brit you may have survived but Adolf had a dislike for imperfection so the ethnic...
Remember that fellow by name of BIRD in Cumbria of late ? ---- well that was just kindergarten stuff , -- two chaps not so far at hand here to start the ball rolling .
[QUOTE=cartman;233800]exhausted now i am......come on slovenia lets send england home together....hope slovenia hammer them:ireland2 ..ps...-party in my house...