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    Default Celebratory Wank.

    I just logged in to say hello to you all, I haven't been on line for a while as I have to divide my time up on all the other escort sites, it wouldn't be fair if I didn't share my excellent posting skills around. I've just had the most wonderful wank, in actual fact a series of wanks to celebrate our German friends conquering the Brits in such fine style, it was indeed a fine hammering they were given. So wishing you all a wonderful evening and lots of punts.

    God bless. xx

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    Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop because it is plain for all to see that you are one fucking TOSSER.- God bless u 2 !

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    Quote Originally Posted by desperate dan View Post
    Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop because it is plain for all to see that you are one fucking TOSSER.- God bless u 2 !
    That was desperately funny Dan, love the pun, go and treat yourself to some cow pie.



    God bless. xx

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    As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just that matey , if only you knew how big a fat bastard I am.heh heh heh !
    after I may treat myself to a wank likewise.

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    I think you have the right idea there, both of you

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    Thanx King (breakdancin) Bill, feel free to join our club as I`me sure I can recognise a fellow WANKER when I see one !

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    Good to hear from,glad you have graced us with your presence again......
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desperate dan View Post
    As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just that matey , if only you knew how big a fat bastard I am.heh heh heh !
    after I may treat myself to a wank likewise.
    A Song for Dan.

    Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes need emptying,
    from wank to wank and trickling down her backside.
    The Summers going and my cock's not dying,
    'Tis you, 'Tis you must go and have a wank.
    But cum ye back when Summers in the meadow,
    and have a lovely wank and make a big pile of snow.
    'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
    Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

    And if you cum, your cock will be dying,
    and I am dead as dead I may well be.
    You'll cum and find the place where I am wanking,
    and kneel and say "Ave" one for me.


    This is just yet another example of my pure genious in posting!

    God bless. xx

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