Denture Experiences

[Lucy Chambers]

No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.

[Mousey]

No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.

Did I hear somewhere that you're a trained masseuse, Luce?

[Lucy Chambers]

Did I hear somewhere that you're a trained masseuse, Luce?

Yup, God knows how, I don't concentrate well.

[Mousey]

Yup, God knows how, I don't concentrate well.

It's just that I have a sports injury that could use your skilled attention. It's my leg, you see. My, err, middle leg

[Lucy Chambers]

It's just that I have a sports injury that could use your skilled attention. It's my leg, you see. My, err, middle leg

That shouldn't take long. What would you like to do with the other 55 minutes?

[Mousey]

That shouldn't take long. What would you like to do with the other 55 minutes?

It's going to take you a lot longer than 5 minutes to find it underneath the cliff of doom that is my belly! You'd better pack some sandwiches and a miner's helmet. And bring a flashlight

[Dirty Harry]

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No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.

ha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..

[magicalman9357]

That is soooooooooo funny

[corkpunter]

hha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..

I was 4 or 5 years old when we were visiting some friends of my parents. Out by the pool and they decided a swim was on the cards. He took of his hair and she took off a prosthetic lower leg. I was devastated for days, because I believed everyone could assemble and disassemble themselves and each time I tried it on myself, it hurt.

[Dirty Harry]

I was 4 or 5 years old when we were visiting some friends of my parents. Out by the pool and they decided a swim was on the cards. He took of his hair and she took off a prosthetic lower leg. I was devastated for days, because I believed everyone could assemble and disassemble themselves and each time I tried it on myself, it hurt.

i bet it hurt lucky films like saw were't around then amigo...god knows what you might have done ...........funny story cheers amigo