hha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..