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    Have any escorts or clients had any funny experiences or shock of visits where one or other person's dentures have fallen out. Not looking for any names by the way!

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    No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Have any escorts or clients had any funny experiences or shock of visits where one or other person's dentures have fallen out. Not looking for any names by the way!
    LOL and here he is yesterday on about his neighbours from hell. LOL the dentist from hell today.

    tell us girls,
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.
    Did I hear somewhere that you're a trained masseuse, Luce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    No dentures but I was happily giving someone a head massage when their scalp came away in my hand. After the lovely client managed to calm me down he quickly slapped his toupee back on. Still makes me smile today.
    ha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Have any escorts or clients had any funny experiences or shock of visits where one or other person's dentures have fallen out. Not looking for any names by the way!
    a female friend of mine had a set of dentures land on her tongue while she was frenchkissing her date one night..

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    That is soooooooooo funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    hha ha very good that just reminds me of when i was a very young lad and was doing work experience in this garage which i bloody hated.. the boss man had a jet black toupee it was shaped like a tea cosy lol everyone was laughing and talking about this till one day i was carrying a lorry battery out side with him he was a big strong guy compared to me then.. it was a very strong windy day and the wind caught his tea cosy toupee and it blew off i droped my side of the battery that i was carrying and pissed my pants laughing he went after his wig...like a mad man i just went back to the school and said thats it i ain't going back there again he hated me anyway...thats when i went into engineering ..
    I was 4 or 5 years old when we were visiting some friends of my parents. Out by the pool and they decided a swim was on the cards. He took of his hair and she took off a prosthetic lower leg. I was devastated for days, because I believed everyone could assemble and disassemble themselves and each time I tried it on myself, it hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkpunter View Post
    I was 4 or 5 years old when we were visiting some friends of my parents. Out by the pool and they decided a swim was on the cards. He took of his hair and she took off a prosthetic lower leg. I was devastated for days, because I believed everyone could assemble and disassemble themselves and each time I tried it on myself, it hurt.
    i bet it hurt lucky films like saw were't around then amigo...god knows what you might have done ...........funny story cheers amigo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Did I hear somewhere that you're a trained masseuse, Luce?

    Yup, God knows how, I don't concentrate well.
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