Search:

Type: Posts; User: farmer

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3

Search: Search took 0.10 seconds.

  1. Replies
    19
    Views
    1,474

    c,mere, tha culchie ugly weird lookin batchlor...

    c,mere, tha culchie ugly weird lookin batchlor luther has a bita advise bout sheep :p:D

    http://localanimalwelfare.co.uk/images/farmer-fred.gif
  2. Replies
    19
    Views
    1,474

    c,mere patricia,s retirement gift for qph

    Cmere. did yous hear pat,s such a kind woman tha shes rewardered qph with a especially comissined gift for qph to help fullfill his fantasies during his twilight years :p:D
    ...
  3. Replies
    59
    Views
    5,053

    c,mere ya durty oul fecker nicegirls, ya...

    c,mere ya durty oul fecker nicegirls, ya scuttering adge-y-tating oul cont ya

    ya tried to make a feckin porn movie with wan of me calfs an ya buggered this poor baste and fired tried to fire yer...
  4. c,mere, there,s a country heure up our way, down...

    c,mere, there,s a country heure up our way, down emma shes known by, fat and in her 50,s. she has a fanny that smells like a silage pit.

    she offers bareback and anal bareback, anything you like....
  5. Thread: c,mere girls

    by farmer
    Replies
    7
    Views
    993

    c,mere :D:D:D hi. dammit c,mere, thon boyz a...

    c,mere :D:D:D hi.

    dammit c,mere, thon boyz a caveenist, makin out like we,re some backwoods, inbred bunch of simple minded smelly culchys.

    its just we,ve our own culture and heritage, not...
  6. Replies
    26
    Views
    2,215

    give us back our grants, now

    c,mere, ack away or tha wit ye, your a adgy-tating oul feckin towny.

    sure all my sows are near dyin from the coughing and sneezing an i dont kno to feck what to do. cos i dont want to waste any...
  7. Thread: c,mere girls

    by farmer
    Replies
    7
    Views
    993

    cavan,s top stuntman

    c,mere, here,s the latest video from cavan,s greatest stuntman, dare devil dan watch as he nearly looses his tackle in this death defying stunts, hi

    YouTube - lawnmowen the cavan way
  8. Replies
    26
    Views
    2,215

    c,mere hi, doesnt soun like a co caveeen farmer....

    c,mere hi, doesnt soun like a co caveeen farmer. Cmere, I only marry if she has a bigger farm o land than me, har har. I went up the aisle with 14 cows and came back down with 29. now thats what i...
  9. Thread: c,mere girls

    by farmer
    Replies
    7
    Views
    993

    katty varga or annie savage????

    C,mere, girls.

    one of yous durty durty wemen, it were either katty varga or annie savage left their durty durty knickers behind them in cavan last nite.

    own up now girls, c,mere, which af yous...
  10. Thread: c,mere girls

    by farmer
    Replies
    7
    Views
    993

    c,mere carlos. Thas nat abuse, nat compared to...

    c,mere carlos. Thas nat abuse, nat compared to wot i says to thon last oul adge-itatein skivvy tha stood barefut an barging in the shed/kitchen. Anyways, Cows do talk back and giv yous quare bad...
  11. Thread: c,mere girls

    by farmer
    Replies
    7
    Views
    993

    c,mere girls

    c,mere girls

    loads yus have been pm-in me inquiren by de way, wot sorta husband i,d be and askin fer pictures of me hansom face

    so my naybour made a VIDEO! :eek:

    YouTube - Crazy Cavan Farmer...
  12. Thread: Bye bye E-I

    by farmer
    Replies
    20
    Views
    2,017

    Townys go home

    C,mere, houl on westie singh or whoever ya are, wot about bloodstock sales prices, cow shite and the rain on the mountyane side? Har har see, yer a farmerist and youve rubbed up de wrong boyz now,...
  13. Thread: 1000 and out 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    18
    Views
    1,571

    Wer did the towny freaks posts go? ack feck qph...

    Wer did the towny freaks posts go? ack feck qph i wer jestin bout deletin em, stik em bac, sure so wot to feck if they go aff topic, sure they all feckin do, wot odds to feck c,mere?
  14. Thread: 1000 and out 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    18
    Views
    1,571

    c,mere, ur jus a blatant farmerist, with yer...

    c,mere, ur jus a blatant farmerist, with yer superior towny mindset. its boyz like you tha steal our feakin women, jobs, land an drive on our freakin roads, makin poholes you cud drown a dog in. ...
  15. Thread: 1000 and out 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    18
    Views
    1,571

    C,mere, You tell him qph, feckin mod him to...

    C,mere, You tell him qph, feckin mod him to feck, the thread hijackeen towny friggin freak. away and start yer own leaving for good thread and make every1 happy fer once westicle. qph dont b...
  16. Replies
    9
    Views
    1,081

    C,mere, have any of yers seen my bull? i lent it...

    C,mere, have any of yers seen my bull? i lent it to qph for, says he, to take dirty fotos of its huge carrot shaped cock for some new artificial insemination magazine he was working at. thon qph...
  17. Replies
    87,535
    Views
    4,624,377

    Sticky: Nailed up..........

    Nailed up..........
  18. Replies
    87,535
    Views
    4,624,377

    Sticky: Cmere

    Wall nicks
  19. Replies
    45
    Views
    3,632

    C,mere, Bambi, it reminds me of a wee sucky...

    C,mere, Bambi, it reminds me of a wee sucky calf i had once. i weep sometimes wen i think of the money i lost wen it died. wud any yous want any chape frozen burgers by the way?
  20. Replies
    159
    Views
    9,774

    corny warning - do not read if ur a towny

    c,mere

    i went to the doctors,

    toul him something wrong with my hearing

    he asks me what are the symptoms

    i says,
  21. Replies
    159
    Views
    9,774

    dont look if ur a towny

    C,mere

    calf scour YUK!!!! :(:(:(

    http://www.nadis.org.uk/quiz/scour1.jpg
  22. Thread: racist escort 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    10
    Views
    1,481

    c,mere farmer pounder, well thats jus typical...

    c,mere farmer pounder, well thats jus typical cavanism givin us the 2 prong salute as if us boyz from cavan are dim witted culchies from the backwoods of nowhere. Cavan has its own traditions and...
  23. Thread: racist escort 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    10
    Views
    1,481

    c,mere, singh and pounder. this country,s away...

    c,mere, singh and pounder. this country,s away to the abatoir because of boyz like you pair of bloody townies. theres so many townies about they should piss off into the sea or somewhere. ...
  24. Replies
    0
    Views
    561

    c,mere - farmers confession

    c,mere


    i put a jacket on over my overalls to look smart.

    i use baler twine as a dog lead.

    i,d a lie in this morning until 7am

    my front carpet is muddier than my drive.
  25. Thread: racist escort 2

    by farmer
    Replies
    10
    Views
    1,481

    racist escort 2

    Just exactly many hours ago, I was turned down by an escort for what I believe is due to my cavan-ality (check my Id)

    We had 2 phone conversation and the agree time was around 8:30pm,
    it was 8pm...
Results 1 to 25 of 68
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3