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    Default Who is the worst / ugliest / smelliest escort you've had?

    I've had enough of the nice posts.

    Who has nicest tits, who gives best service, you scratch my back..

    I want the dirt now!

    I want to hear about the Escort From Hell!

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    I've had enough of the nice posts.

    Who has nicest tits, who gives best service, you scratch my back..

    I want the dirt now!

    I want to hear about the Escort From Hell!

    dom
    c,mere, there,s a country heure up our way, down emma shes known by, fat and in her 50,s. she has a fanny that smells like a silage pit.

    she offers bareback and anal bareback, anything you like. 50 quid for half an hour and the next half hours free. jase feckin crist, shes the real queen of the mingers, but if you wan a bargain and can wear a gas mask, shes the one for yous, hi

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    None that I've met myself. But who advertised here in the last year probably saggy ass herself Miss Hilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    I've had enough of the nice posts.

    Who has nicest tits, who gives best service, you scratch my back..

    I want the dirt now!

    I want to hear about the Escort From Hell!

    dom
    I have to say I've found all escorts I have visited so far very clean and totally charming

    But I'm looking for some dirty bitch with at least one smelly orifice, luvly!

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    Out of the last , maybe 100 girls I have seen the smelliest was recently. She had a smell of sweat wafting from under her armpits, a smell of piss from her fanny and a smell of ass from her ass! At the end of our encounter I advised her of the state of herself, to which she replied "I had a shower before you arrived", bullshit. To top it all it was a 2 hour app with one of the MOST HIGHLY REVEIWED GIRLS on e-i. Never again will I follow the boards general concensus, I will go with my gut instead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beendare View Post
    Out of the last , maybe 100 girls I have seen the smelliest was recently. She had a smell of sweat wafting from under her armpits, a smell of piss from her fanny and a smell of ass from her ass! At the end of our encounter I advised her of the state of herself, to which she replied "I had a shower before you arrived", bullshit. To top it all it was a 2 hour app with one of the MOST HIGHLY REVEIWED GIRLS on e-i. Never again will I follow the boards general concensus, I will go with my gut instead!
    Lads ur cracking me up no end, give me the hoe-down dirty go on. It couldn't be as bad as the same list we escorts have on you in the private forum
    i have too many fantacies to be just another girlfriend, i guess i love being everyones fantasy girlfriend. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sadhbh View Post
    Lads ur cracking me up no end, give me the hoe-down dirty go on. It couldn't be as bad as the same list we escorts have on you in the private forum
    Love to get into that private forum just to see what you're on about, you have me worried.

    I nearly got into it but fell at the last hurdle.

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    We've had enough of lists recently surely you don't discuss encounters with clients in the private forum

    So who does have the biggest mickey? And who's the smelliest ugliest punter?

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    I think its only fair we should have a private punter forum so

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    We've had enough of lists recently surely you don't discuss encounters with clients in the private forum

    So who does have the biggest mickey? And who's the smelliest ugliest punter?
    I definately have the biggest mickey, but I smell lovely.

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