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Typical Norn Iron - they do nothing about scum throwing petrol bombs at police, but God forbid consenting adults enjoy themselves in private.

Aaaaw I hadn't heard. I saw them a couple times in California. Great band.

I was sitting in a train station in Cheshire and got chatting to a guy waiting for the train. He said it was the very station Paul Simon wrote Homeward Bound. I was sceptical, so the guy showed me...

I turn 53 next month lol. Sounds good to me!

Gotta love those glasses... that really does it for me

Gentle lovemaking building up to hardcore screwing.

Dressed 100%! I love the anticipation! I love to chat and get to know her as I'm crazy nervous at first. I sat on Stephanie's couch talking for ages and totally got off on it. She wore a pretty dress...

Aaaaw... I really wanted to tell everyone how meeting you was like opening a box of happiness!

Thanks, you are a gem, but I never got a chance to give you a proper review!

So I'm not the only one lol... an untapped market?

I kept my resolution last year and lost 30 lbs. My resolution this year is to end the year the same weight I am right now.

Butte, Montana. The place is a scar on the landscape. No redeeming features whatsoever.

"I hope I don't wake up too soon"

For some reason that made me think of this song. Odd.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cp_7doO9D0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Maybe he ain't been to it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZUkNWdeeGc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You're just jealous because Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Good morning! I saw Alanis Morrisette last night, wow what a show!!! I leave work early and fly home for a Belfast Giants game. Bring on the day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Na0qnYO81E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The teacher asked Johnny to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. He thought a moment and then said "I asked me Ma to make me supper and it took the contagious."

Do you have a licence for that?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzLobQxY6gg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

When I saw that Stephanie started a thread titled "what a hottie" I figured she'd caught a glimpse of herself in a mirror... now there's a word rattling around in my head, what is it... oh, yeah -
...

I ended up getting a killer hand made navy single breasted suit, a clingy high collared shirt with a tie pin, stylish black shoes... and a really good permanent job! Thanks everyone who helped out...

I love sea kayaking. When I'm out at sea, completely self contained and self propelled, and I'm working with the tide and the wind, and the fresh salt spray is in my face and the only sound is from...

I saw the words "gangbang" and "Amelia Babe" together and had to lie down for a while. I'll take a cold shower and go to the gym for a few hours when my heart stops racing.

When I'm nervous I have this thing yeah I talk too much
Sometimes I just can't shut the hell up
It's like I need to tell someone anyone who'll listen
And that's where I seem to fuck up, yeah
I...