Amy Masseuse

THIS IS A MASSAGE ONLY PROFILE. NO ESCORTING SERVICES. SMS TEXT MESSAGES ONLY FOR INITIAL CONTACT! NO WHATSAPP TEXTS OR CALLS!

Full disclosure: I'VE NO PATIENCE OVER THE PHONE WHEN IT COMES TO SILLY QUESTIONS-I'LL IMMEDIATELY BLOCK YOU IF YOU ASK ME WHAT'S ALREADY IN MY AD OR YOU ASK INSULTING QUESTIONS LIKE ARE YOU FREE NOW (I'M NOT A DRIVE THROUGH-I'M NEVER FREE NOW. 2hrs ADVANCE NOTICE MIN - 3hr for new people) OR ASK FOR SERVICES I'VE ALREADY STATED ABOVE I DON'T DO. Work hrs in diary. Morning appointments till noon to be booked the day before. LATE APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR REGULARS.

I’m a fully qualified sports therapist, reiki master, tantric massage practitioner with almost 8 years of experience and I’m the master of edging and for the lucky few, I might throw in an audible smut book…. I’m epic at what I do and enjoy our sessions more than you. If you enjoy being edged and getting your full booked time, I’m your girl. I don’t dress up or doll up (wear makeup) other than the occasional lipstick, so don’t bother requesting this. I open the door in a tight dress only. 

Rates below are for erotic lingerie massage.

1) Fully nude B2B (with mutual touching) done with loads of oil (it’s not for you - I look amazing drenched in oil). Shared shower within booked time optional in Dublin and Belfast 90+ minute bookings.

2) Shlip and shlide, messy and filthy mutual touching (on account you’d most likely have to cling to me like a limpet as I use way too much gel)  fully nude nuru massage.. Shortest app 45mins. Booked the day before only. No same day bookings  limited slots per day. No appointments on Sunday. Shared shower within booked time optional in Dublin and Belfast.

3) Professional sports/deep tissue massage - all with good old lingam edging (that can also be done in its own). I’m fully clothed for this.

4) Authentic ritualistic Tantric Massage (Essentially Reiki massage with deep yoga breathing techniques, but nude. No mutual touching. Google what it is before asking to book.)Shared shower within booked time optional in Dublin and Belfast.

HOW TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT:

I DO NOT have WhatsApp. 1HR ADVANCE NOTICE MINIMUM. Day before preferable.

1) Your name AND age (Men above 37 for EIRE, 27+ for NI - Women 21+). Skip if regular/repeat client.

2) When you’d like to meet (date and a 2-3hr window of availability).

3) Durations of the massage. Include any extras you want to avail of here. Only 1 extra per session, it’s not a mix and match.

4) All new clients pls include names of any 2 currently advertising girls on here who can vouch for you otherwise I’ll ignore your text. Same as old/repeat clients with a new number who don’t remember their old number. I vet ALL new potential clients. Only the names of the girls not your EI username, it makes zero difference to me (I give epic services at all times, so letting me know won’t change how I look after you) as those who do give them to me don’t even bother reviewing me, so it won’t affect my decision. So in short, references not usernames. Thanks for understanding.

References required for ALL NEW CLIENTS so 3hrs+ advance booking so I can check them. Thanks for understanding. DON’T CONTACT ME IF YOU DON’T HAVE THEM coz you’ll just be wasting both our times, especially mine.

CONFIRMATION TEXT REQUIRED IN 10MIN WINDOW I'LL GIVE YOU. NO CONFIRMATION ON TIME, NO APP and no 2nd chance. Thanks for understanding. Exact money only. Any extra donations will go to my chocolates/ expensive red wine foundation. 

IMPORTANT: Proper and thorough showers before are a must with b2b/nuru. After is up to you. If you ask me questions answered in ad, I’ll simply hang up. I only book clients (37yrs plus) with a good basic understanding and comprehension of the written word.

Namaste.