Joke of the day

[Dirty Harry]

i just invented grappling hooks but i don't think they'll ever catch on

[Dirty Harry]

i was knocked over by a clown car today luckily 17people got out to help me.

[monster_monster]

I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia

[MrNiceGuy2010]

Just got back from the christmas continental market in belfast, Tried a kangaroo Burger.
It was fucking leapin

[MrNiceGuy2010]

i just invented grappling hooks but i don't think they'll ever catch on

What about sky hooks lol
Or tartan paint

[Dirty Harry]

superman a super hero that saved thousands of lives and could move heavy objects. Superwoman a woman that cooks cleans washes up and never moans about anything and dosen't mind anal.

[Dirty Harry]

a woman said i wish i could have bigger breasts her husband says try pushing them into the settee and staying like that all day.she said will that help? He said well its worked on your arse!

[Dirty Harry]

mother in law says to her daughter in law i don't mean to offend you but my grandson looks nothing like my son daughter in law says i've a fanny between my legs not a fucking photocopier!

[Dirty Harry]

i went to an african themed restaurant the other day i placed my order and then asked the waiter for a glass of water 2 hours later he returned with the water i said what the fuck took you so long? He replied i had to walk 5 miles to get it.

[Rod Stewart]

i went to an african themed restaurant the other day i placed my order and then asked the waiter for a glass of water 2 hours later he returned with the water i said what the fuck took you so long? He replied i had to walk 5 miles to get it.

Fan fucking tastic Harry