I'm in the dog house with the good lady again.
She says I never buy her flowers.
In my defence, I never knew she sold them!
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I'm in the dog house with the good lady again.
She says I never buy her flowers.
In my defence, I never knew she sold them!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?
Because it would then be a foot !!
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beautyaddict (31-12-22), ga1 (07-01-23), Stephanie (03-01-23)
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Old Jewish saying....
It's better to have the Russians turning the gas off than to have the Germans turning it on !!
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Thats a bit of a laughed v guilty fuck laughed joke ya bollocksOriginally Posted by Mrbean76
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"Those who keep the ability to see beauty, never grow old"- Frank Kafka
You will Always be fond of me .I represent all the Sins you never had the Courage to commit Oscar Wilde
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Qatar 2022 was one of the safest World Cups ever with the lowest ever levels of hooliganism, violence and alcoholism. The least number of arrests and the best behaved fans of all time .
Which just goes to show it was the gays causing the trouble all along
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Do you know why the pyramids are located in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to move to a British museum.
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Tyranno-sore-arse
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WARNING - CODE RED: INCOMING ATROCIOUSLY BAD DAD JOKE - BE ADVISED,THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Q: What do you call a scared cat?
A: A pussy cat.
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Well done for staying on topic
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