Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 03-04-23, 21:39

**whiteball** · 04-04-23, 09:13

Just for giggles' I replaced my cat
litter box with an Amazon box. Now
when it's full, I simply tape it shut
and put it on my porch for someone
to steal.

**whiteball** · 05-04-23, 10:06

Boss hangs a poster in the office,
"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET."
He returns from lunch, finds a slip
on his desk, "Your wife called, she
wants her poster back home."

**whiteball** · 05-04-23, 10:33

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**whiteball** · 06-04-23, 09:22

I bet the reason it's called, "Almond Milk,"
is because no one could ever say "Nut Juice"
and keep a straight face.

**whiteball** · 06-04-23, 10:08

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**whiteball** · 08-04-23, 11:00

Arrived home to find a pretty woman
grouting the bathroom wall and singing,
"It's a heartache."
I thought to myself, she's a bonnie tiler!

**whiteball** · 08-04-23, 11:13

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**whiteball** · 09-04-23, 09:52

WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSIONS.
Husband: "Honey I have to confess,
I've slept with loads of prostitutes
before I met you."
Wife: "I just knew I'd seen you
somewhere before."

**whiteball** · 09-04-23, 11:11

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