Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm
having social security sex."
"Social security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a
little each month, but not
enough to live on!"
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm
having social security sex."
"Social security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a
little each month, but not
enough to live on!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23), Ketchup2023 (25-03-23)
I never called you stupid, but when
I asked you to spell "Orange," and
you asked me the fruit or colour it
kinda caught me of guard.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23), Ketchup2023 (26-03-23)
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: WHY CAN'T A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT HAVING ITS MOTIVES QUESTIONED?????
Couple sat watching TV, husband keeps
flicking channels, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn
Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, wife says, "For
fucks sake leave it on porn, you already
know how to play golf."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23)
Felt uncomfortable driving into the
cemetery. The GPS blurted out you
have reached your final destination.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (28-03-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23)
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow,
I've never served a weasel
before. What can I get you?"
"Pop!" goes the weasel.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (29-03-23)
An elderly couple was attending mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans
over and says to her husband, "I just
let out a silent fart; what do you think
I should do?" He replies, "Put a new
battery in your hearing aid."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23)
..........
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (30-03-23), Mrbean76 (31-03-23)
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