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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Well done for staying on topic
    In my defence, I usually do the opposite!

    - I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
    - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
    - A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
    - Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
    - Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    In my defence, I usually do the opposite!

    - I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
    - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
    - A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
    - Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
    - Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.


    Julie

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    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Btw - where is Whiteball !?

    He is Missed ! X
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    He must be on a break stephanie, maybe its a 147 break, ha ha.


    Someone's gonna get blue balls in a minute....
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 25-01-23 at 21:11.

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    Did you hear about the Panda comedian? Apparently, his jokes are unbearable.

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    I saw a poor old lady fall over on the footpath today. At least I presume she was poor, she only had €2.30 in her purse.

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    If you suffer from kleptomania........ should you take something for it?

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