In my defence, I usually do the opposite!
- I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
- A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
- Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.