Crap joke of the day

**whoseyourdaddy** · 17-10-21, 09:44

I was recently attacked by a gang of mime artists.

They did unspeakable things to me.

**SonicWNC** · 17-10-21, 21:53

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.

**Mrbean76** · 18-10-21, 21:09

Husband " How come you never tell me when you orgasm? "

Wife " Because I don't want to call you while you're at work "

**SonicWNC** · 18-10-21, 21:27

What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-Bees.

**Mrbean76** · 18-10-21, 21:37

What do you call a bra stretched across a road?

A booby trap...

**UnFulfilledScott** · 20-10-21, 20:54

Do you think the first guy to bury a dead body ran the idea by anyone first or do you think he just grabbed a shovel and started digging and people were like 'Is he gonna plant his dad?'

**InfinityDark** · 20-10-21, 22:41

Not a joke but I always smile when I remember the following quote from Billy Connolly

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

**Mrbean76** · 24-10-21, 19:56

**whoseyourdaddy** · 25-10-21, 00:48

I've developed a phobia about driving over speed ramps.

I'm slowly getting over it.

**Mrbean76** · 28-10-21, 21:06

I just want everybody to know that I identify as

The , she and an it ...

I am the shit !!!

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