Did you know Bruce Lee has an even faster older brother?
Sudden Lee.
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Did you know Bruce Lee has an even faster older brother?
Sudden Lee.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
TheNightShift (22-08-21), whoseyourdaddy (22-08-21)
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What do you call a man walking through a big bunch of brown leaves in autumn?
Russel
Class, a bit of sass and a lot a ass? Oh Hi!
"Dont they all have lovely bottoms..."
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A leaf rustlerOriginally Posted by yourehighered
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit
It was a lamb bikini .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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Why isn't holy water used in the covid vaccine?
Because you can't take the Lords name in vein .
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This one killed me.... xD
Ray - TheNightShift
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my dog died: it was a woof day
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A bus load of nuns get killed in an accident. They arrive at the gates of heaven St Peter says " sisters , welcome to heaven . In a moment I'll let you all through the pearly gates but before I do I must ask each of you a single question. "
He turns to the first nun in the line and asks her if she has ever touched a penis.
She responds " well there was this one time that I touched one with the tip of my pinky finger"
St Peter says " alright sister dip the tip of your pinky finger in this holy water and you may be admitted "
He then turned to the second nun and asked her if she has ever touched a penis.
" Well there was this one time I held one for a moment " she said.
Peter said " OK sister, wash your hands in the holy water and enter heaven "
At this moment St Peter hears a jostling in the line, it seems that one nun is trying to cut the que.
St Peter sees what is happening and says " what is this ? there's no rush"
Sister Susan responds " well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff I better do it before sister Mary sticks her arse in it ...."
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A woman is at home alone , she hears someone knocking on the door.
She goes to the door , opens it and sees a man standing there.
He says to the lady " do you have a vagina ?"
She slams the door in disgust !!!
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it's the same man and he asks the same question " do you have a vagina ?"
She slams the door in his face.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him about the guy that has knocked on their door for the last two day's.
He tells his wife that he'll take a day off tomorrow incase he shows up again.
The next morning they hear a knock on the door. The husband whispers to his wife, " honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he's going with this "
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same guy is standing there.
He asks " do you have a vagina?
" Yes I do says the lady "
The man replies " Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours instead !!"
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Was down on a farm the other day and noticed a hen staring at a head of lettuce.
I asked the farmer what's that about?
He said..... chicken sees her salad!
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