Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 02-07-22, 13:29

**Mrbean76** · 15-07-22, 17:34

I tried to re-marry my ex wife but she figured out that I was only after my money.....

**Nononsense111** · 15-07-22, 18:39

What did the kid with no hands get for his birthday ?

I don’t know, he hasn’t opened his gift yet

**UnFulfilledScott** · 18-07-22, 21:11

When you're dead you don't know you're dead. The pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you're stupid.

**Mrbean76** · 18-07-22, 22:15

Just be thankful it's not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat !!

**Mrbean76** · 21-07-22, 21:10

**huntingdon** · 21-07-22, 21:50

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

**huntingdon** · 21-07-22, 21:52

I don’t have a carbon footprint because I just drive everywhere.

**huntingdon** · 21-07-22, 21:55

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

**huntingdon** · 22-07-22, 09:12

*I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

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