Well MOST girlfriends won't have sex on demand or deep-lick your asshole or let you splash your semen all over their faces and mouths after violating their ass as roughly as you can or let you piss on them or allow themselves to be finger-fucked by another female while you wank on her tits or .............. anyway, I could go on but I'm too busy looking for that special little lady to call my wife!!!

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