Early Morning News with LDM

[dr love]

I knew this would get pushed to page 2 by the time I came back! That just proves I'm psychic! Or else... It just proves that I confuse people... I dunno. I'll have to wait and see whether or not I'll continue the Early Morning News or not... Well I did alert ye all to planking so maybe I'm doing a public service in which case that would make me important! Ok, ok, I have issues, but that's certainly not news!!!

But do keep up the news report LDM .: doc

[ladiesman217]

But do keep up the news report LDM .: doc

Researching the stories now doc

A small bit of unimportant news that has no significance on a national or an international scale, my toaster caught on fire today. It is with greatest regret that we must confirm that no bread survived this inferno

[dr love]

Researching the stories now doc

A small bit of unimportant news that has no significance on a national or an international scale, my toaster caught on fire today. It is with greatest regret that we must confirm that no bread survived this inferno

Porridge is better for you , try that instead .: lol

[ladiesman217]

Porridge is better for you , try that instead .: lol

a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!

[samlad]

a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

[dr love]

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

I'm surrounded by wise guys tonight .: lol

[ladiesman217]

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

FFS, I didn't think of that...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: the old mathematical formula of a+b+c = d has been altered due to a change in the... the... umm... a change in the genetic composition of the brain of the one who posted the findings in the first place. The new, revised mathematical formula is:

a+b+c-2e = d, where 2e = exception of oats being gay as in the phrase "to get one's oats".

Many thanks go to LDM on his work on this formula and credit must also be given to Froggy for helping LDM revise the initial formula. This is LDM for E-I news. Back to the studio

[dr love]

a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!

No TS experience for you then .: lol

[ladiesman217]

No TS experience for you then .: lol

Hell no... Well there is one who I would ever consider changing for... But one and only one