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    Default Early Morning News with LDM

    Since BYGTYM's all but given up on the 6 o'clock news, I've taken the liberty of filling in for the early morning shift. Why? Cos most of the community is in la la land and by the time ye all wake up, this will have been moved to page 2... Plus I'm tired, bored and have no interest in joining ye in la la land (yet).

    First off, some Aussie dude in (ya you guessed it) Australia has been killed due to this new viral phenomenon of 'planking'. Planking involves someone lying flat on their stomach with their arms against their bodies in unusual and sometimes dangerous situations, with photographs of their exploits shared through social media sites. They're all a bunch of plankers... Well they are cos that's what the police are calling these screwjobs!

    In other news, some American teenager is unbanned from his school prom for... *reads article*... He was basically banned for being too romantic! He entered the grounds of the school before dawn and pasted large cardboard letters onto the building's facade asking a girl to be his date... And he got banned for that... I dunno about you but I call that some old fashioned American ingenuity!!! Who said romance is dead? Well all's well and said boy gets to go to the prom with his girl. How romantic. Btw he apparently appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel show (ya I have no idea who the F he is either) and got 200,000 supporters from social media sites like Facebook, all of whom "found Tate's act to be the sort of sweet, romantic gesture that should be encouraged rather than punished".

    This is LDM for E-I news.
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 16-05-11 at 02:11.
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    Thanks for that. Good to be kept in the know, CNN. Sorry, LDM.

    Planking is news to me. I might have to try it, on a bed, naked, underneath an escort. Don't know about sharing pictures, though. Might get 200,00 'run-away-ers' instead of followers. Giggity!!
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    Heard about that planking what a proper name for it .: doc
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    Look at this planker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post

    Look at this Wanker.
    I think you spelt that wrong
    Fixed it for you

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    I knew this would get pushed to page 2 by the time I came back! That just proves I'm psychic! Or else... It just proves that I confuse people... I dunno. I'll have to wait and see whether or not I'll continue the Early Morning News or not... Well I did alert ye all to planking so maybe I'm doing a public service in which case that would make me important! Ok, ok, I have issues, but that's certainly not news!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I knew this would get pushed to page 2 by the time I came back! That just proves I'm psychic! Or else... It just proves that I confuse people... I dunno. I'll have to wait and see whether or not I'll continue the Early Morning News or not... Well I did alert ye all to planking so maybe I'm doing a public service in which case that would make me important! Ok, ok, I have issues, but that's certainly not news!!!
    But do keep up the news report LDM .: doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    But do keep up the news report LDM .: doc
    Researching the stories now doc

    A small bit of unimportant news that has no significance on a national or an international scale, my toaster caught on fire today. It is with greatest regret that we must confirm that no bread survived this inferno
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Researching the stories now doc

    A small bit of unimportant news that has no significance on a national or an international scale, my toaster caught on fire today. It is with greatest regret that we must confirm that no bread survived this inferno
    Porridge is better for you , try that instead .: lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Porridge is better for you , try that instead .: lol
    a) Porridge -> Oats

    b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

    c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

    Some mathematics now...
    a+b+c = d
    d = testicles

    Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!
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