Probably code for "not big enough to hurt "Originally Posted by Flappy
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Probably code for "not big enough to hurt "
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casman (26-05-15), Flappy (26-05-15), The dirt bird (26-05-15)
Prob code for not stinking of stale piss and knob cheese.Probably code for "not big enough to hurt "
I'm Kinda obsessed with keeping the little fella clean
lildick (26-05-15)
most of the time its just an excuse to get out of not doing A levels, if you had only 4 inches you'd be still be hung like a donkey to them
First time I was told by a girl that she'll have to get the extra large condoms I felt so proud
I just kinda laugh to myself now
They must learn how to play on a mans ego in escort school.
JessycaWild (27-05-15), The dirt bird (26-05-15)
I found condoms quite painful sometimes ....as they used to squeeze the living day lights out of my man-meat when the lovely lady put it on ( after a bit of effort ), then it kept riding up ....as the regular size is usually what was available. One girl did have a different type which finally fitted ( kinda ) ....but surely they have extreme sizes available, for Chrissake
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escorts should keep bin liners (in emergencies) in their drawers for clients like you, i'm not too big and still not allowed in the back doorI found condoms quite painful sometimes ....as they used to squeeze the living day lights out of my man-meat when the lovely lady put it on ( after a bit of effort ), then it kept riding up ....as the regular size is usually what was available
This has degenerated into a “my dick is bigger than your dick” thread.
fiatpunter (26-05-15)
Condoms are not designed to accommodate large egos ...I found condoms quite painful sometimes ....as they used to squeeze the living day lights out of my man-meat when the lovely lady put it on ( after a bit of effort ), then it kept riding up ....as the regular size is usually what was available
max california (28-05-15), ninebitree (27-05-15), nonpareil (26-05-15), SteveB (26-05-15)
Most girls don't seem to enjoy anal, I was with a lady last month and although i did get anal for a few minutes she was very eager to get my cock back in her pussy..
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