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    Rang up an Escort I fancied because wanted to try the old Anal, her response was that if I had a big cock it would not be accommodated, standard sizes only, so what is standard? standard to some could be big or small to others. I didn't like to ask further on the phone.
    So what happens in a situation like this, do I just walk into the apartment, kiss her and then drop them, do I need to bring a measuring tape along with the box of chocolates or would she have her own???. Its a puzzler
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    Size is always a difficult question, I normally find 99.9% of guys are not as big as they think


    Tiff xxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    Size is always a difficult question, I normally find 99.9% of guys are not as big as they think


    Tiff xxx
    For once I hope youre Right,,,so does you think Anal could be back on the menu then Tiff

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    Quote Originally Posted by themanofwar View Post
    For once I hope youre Right,,,so does you think Anal could be back on the menu then Tiff
    Hell why not, nothing ventured nothing gained.


    Tiff xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    Hell why not, nothing ventured nothing gained.


    Tiff xxx
    I was thinking of asking her to dress up in a nurses or doctor's uniform when she's going to examine me anyway?

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    I was told recently that I had " a perfect cock"

    Wasn't sure what way to take it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flappy View Post
    I was told recently that I had " a perfect cock"

    Wasn't sure what way to take it!
    Probably code for "not big enough to hurt "


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Probably code for "not big enough to hurt "
    Prob code for not stinking of stale piss and knob cheese.

    I'm Kinda obsessed with keeping the little fella clean

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    most of the time its just an excuse to get out of not doing A levels, if you had only 4 inches you'd be still be hung like a donkey to them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    most of the time its just an excuse to get out of not doing A levels, if you had only 4 inches you'd be still be hung like a donkey to them
    First time I was told by a girl that she'll have to get the extra large condoms I felt so proud

    I just kinda laugh to myself now

    They must learn how to play on a mans ego in escort school.

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