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    i shagged a german bird when i went over to see a supplier in stuttgart a few years back.. she was fucking tiny, i mean about 4 foot 11... and she was a trainee teacher too, as soon as i found that out, i just HAD to fuck her, so i bought her back to my hotel and did her in so many positions that a member of the olympic commitee came round and gave me a gold medal for gymnastics.. which was great, as i have never really even trained for gymnastics...

    she also had really long hair, and i made sure i gave that a good pulling too.. just to spite her.. and her ancestors for starting 2 world wars.. revenge is sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i shagged a german bird when i went over to see a supplier in stuttgart a few years back.. she was fucking tiny, i mean about 4 foot 11... and she was a trainee teacher too, as soon as i found that out, i just HAD to fuck her, so i bought her back to my hotel and did her in so many positions that a member of the olympic commitee came round and gave me a gold medal for gymnastics.. which was great, as i have never really even trained for gymnastics...

    she also had really long hair, and i made sure i gave that a good pulling too.. just to spite her.. and her ancestors for starting 2 world wars.. revenge is sweet!
    Off shagging on company time,your some bollox you are,I hope you where able to get that through on your expenses

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    it was in the evening, i met her in an irish bar, the bloke i was with used a really good chat up line on her mate "do you do anal?" after i had apologised for his stupid and childish behaviour and bad manners, i was a shoe in... the funny thing is, the bird i shagged didnt drink, and she believed all the bullshit i told her too.. when i told the my mate the next day he pissed himself laughing.. i was fucking stroking her face telling her how beautiful she was, and how perfect.. you know, the shit women fall for... and she swallowed it hook line and sinker.. RESULT!! have to admit though, i had a killer headache the next day and we had to leg it out of the hotel, when i refused to pay for her staying the night lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    it was in the evening, i met her in an irish bar, the bloke i was with used a really good chat up line on her mate "do you do anal?" after i had apologised for his stupid and childish behaviour and bad manners, i was a shoe in... the funny thing is, the bird i shagged didnt drink, and she believed all the bullshit i told her too.. when i told the my mate the next day he pissed himself laughing.. i was fucking stroking her face telling her how beautiful she was, and how perfect.. you know, the shit women fall for... and she swallowed it hook line and sinker.. RESULT!! have to admit though, i had a killer headache the next day and we had to leg it out of the hotel, when i refused to pay for her staying the night lol
    CALLED THIERRY.ARE YOU?
    No i havent a clue what you mean,are you trying to say that you deceived this pretty young German,shame on you

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    well at the time i did think she was beautiful and perfect.. but i had been drinking for about 4 hours before that, and as a rule i dont normally drink, as i train virtually everyday...

    still, just typing that out made me smile.. ya cant bait memories..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    well at the time i did think she was beautiful and perfect.. but i had been drinking for about 4 hours before that, and as a rule i dont normally drink, as i train virtually everyday...

    still, just typing that out made me smile.. ya cant bait memories..
    No Sir you cant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notatwork View Post
    I hope you where able to get that through on your expenses
    he has a decent accountant I reckon

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    he has a decent accountant I reckon
    I like to think of him as very creative

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