Ennis

[Fran Tick]

I read today that Ennis is to introduce Urine Wardens. They've become sick to death of people pissing in public over the weekends and they're elephants.

I need to go back to the pub............

I left my tennis racket there.............

If I saw a elephant coming down the street, I'd think twice about spending a penny in public.

[luther]

If I saw a elephant coming down the street, I'd think twice about spending a penny in public.

I'd think twice about coming down the street................

[Mousey]

What do elephants cum in?
Pints!

What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!

[RicFlair]

Male pigs can produce a pint of semen. Thats fucked up.

But seriously though. Ennis must stink like piss.

[Mousey]

You can't smell the piss for all the silage and bullshit from the locals

[Fran Tick]

You can't smell the piss for all the silage and bullshit from the locals

A bit like Naas so?

[Alec Horan]

A bit like Naas so?

wouldnt it be great if NASA was based in Naas ?

[luther]

A bit like Naas so?

A nice place to shop............

Best sign, introduction and promotion of a town I've ever seen............