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    I read today that Ennis is to introduce Urine Wardens. They've become sick to death of people pissing in public over the weekends when they're elephants.

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    Default Eh???

    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    I read today that Ennis is to introduce Urine Wardens. They've become sick to death of people pissing in public over the weekends when they're elephants.
    Are the elephants the ones doing the pissing, or are they going to be the wardens???
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    Default cock a knee rhyming slang

    elephants = elephants trunk = drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Are the elephants the ones doing the pissing, or are they going to be the wardens???
    Elephant's trunk = drunk

    I imagine that the wardens will be human,

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    Default Don't know why, but when I read that the first time is looked like......

    I read today that Ennis is to introduce Urine Wardens. They've become sick to death of people pissing in public over the weekends and they're elephants.

    I need to go back to the pub............

    I left my tennis racket there.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    I read today that Ennis is to introduce Urine Wardens. They've become sick to death of people pissing in public over the weekends and they're elephants.

    I need to go back to the pub............

    I left my tennis racket there.............
    If I saw a elephant coming down the street, I'd think twice about spending a penny in public.

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    Default If I saw an elephant spending a penny.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    If I saw a elephant coming down the street, I'd think twice about spending a penny in public.
    I'd think twice about coming down the street................
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    What do elephants cum in?
    Pints!

    What do elephants use as tampons?
    Sheep!


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    Male pigs can produce a pint of semen. Thats fucked up.

    But seriously though. Ennis must stink like piss.
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    You can't smell the piss for all the silage and bullshit from the locals

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