Queen of Tarts
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I did tell over on the other thread about that subject.Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
This is my thread about my subject - the shit I have to read every day - not your thread about your issues.
If you are not here to laugh with me or cry with me about MY fucking problems bugger off
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Im here for you
Ill laugh with you or cry with you. And Ill even kiss that sexy ass of yours too. I like you and you know it dollI did tell over on the other thread about that subject.
This is my thread about my subject - the shit I have to read every day - not your thread about your issues.
If you are not here to laugh with me or cry with me about MY fucking problems bugger off
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Can you kiss my ass Dolly
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
Queen of Tarts
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Can you kiss my ass Dolly
You forgot to laugh or cry with me
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please?
Pat,Can you kiss my ass Dolly
can i have a rummage around your (in)box?
dom
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I'm sorry Patricia, as a peace offering can I offer you a mild sherry and Bettys hotpot. I'm crying now I really feel for you.You forgot to laugh or cry with me
Last edited by Liz McDonald; 13-01-09 at 00:27. Reason: sympathising with Patricia
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
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Dom you can have a rummage around my inbox anytime you want. I'm the original tart with a heart.
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
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No, but I'll have a double gin and tonic, yes to ice and lemon please... And I'll have a a bag of ready salted crisps as well.
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Coming right up Patricia darling. I'll bring it right over. Better than that I'll get one of the chippindales to bring it to you. When your finished you can have a nice relaxing massage. I know you had a long day reading drivel so you deserve it.
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
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If you need an extra moderator on the boards to share the burden Patricia im game.
I do have some experience in this area as i have moderated my life for 25 years. Talk about experience!
By the way you should always seek to laugh rather than cry and so in the interest of making you laugh im calling for some jokes. Ill go first
A horse walks in to a bar and orders a drink,
barman asks him why the long face?
horse responds "i've got aids"
I know it sometimes offends people so sorry if it did you
"Say hi to your mother for me ok"
Lan
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