Seriously lads and ladies you wanna see the stuff that comes in my PM box every day!!!
Here is a totally made up fictional annoymised example of what I going through:
Then 5 minutes later...Originally Posted by concerned-userHello Pat,
I have to tell you there is something very bad going on with Liz. Normally I would only PM you once a day, but this happened after my morning PM. I was in the chatroom at lunchtime with ninebythree, luther, thehighwayman, Liz and others when a new user called Mary came in. Mary was very chatty and nice and everyone was getting along fine but when we started talking about last night's footy she said she supported Man United and Liz got all angry and started saying she was a skank. Mary went quiet after that but I know it wasn't the end of the matter as quarterpoundher send me a PM around the same time stating that he was watching the 'Currently Active Users' list and he saw Liz was sending a PM to Mary. I spoke to carlosmarvado and anon163 about this as I was very worried about Mary and they shared my concern so I went into the chat room and waited, hoping that Mary would come back in so I would know she was ok or Liz would come back so I could confront her about this. Eventually Liz came in and this was how our conversation went:
[General Chat]: Hot Lizzy has entered at 2:25 pm
[concerned-user] 2:25 pm: Liz what have you done to Mary?
[Hot Lizzy] 2:26 pm: Mate that girls a skank
[concerned-user] 2:26 pm: I ask you again, what have you done to Mary?
[Hot Lizzy] 2:26 pm: Are you on something?
[concerned-user] 2:27 pm: No I'm not. Answer the question woman!!!
[General Chat]: roxyw11 has entered at 2:27 pm
[roxyw11] 2:28 pm: WHAT A GREAT WOMEN YOU ARE tel me why you let that pimp tp write about me
[roxyw11] 2:28 pm: you ass hull wanker seating wanking CAYLA you dirty slut!!!!!!
[concerned-user] 2:28 pm: Roxy, do you mind, there is something serious going on here.
[Hot Lizzy] 2:28 pm: I am going to Cork next week Roxy, do you want to meet for coffee?
[concerned-user] 2:29 pm: Answer the question Liz!!!
[roxyw11] 2:29 pm: Same story WHAT A LOW CLASS PEOPLE i called gardi in galwat
[concerned-user] 2:29 pm: Liz, I know you sent Mary a PM!!!
[Hot Lizzy] 2:29 pm: Deary me! Calm down ducky, Clarence is painting my toenails
[roxyw11] 2:29 pm: eveyone now i bodygard he saty with me using so many IP so have all my clienys number from day one
At this point the screen froze. It was like an interuption to service or maybe you were watching patricia and you stopped chat for a reason? All I know is when it came back a few minutes later Roxy and Liz were gone. It was then that I realised that if you take the first character of everything Liz and Roxy said to me it spells
MAWY IS DE
Patricia I'm sure you know where this is going but to clarify I think Liz and Roxy were saying Mary is dead. I fear greatly for Mary's safety now. I know you will take this seriously and alert the guards, I just hope it isn't too late for Mary. I can't tell you how upset I am by what has happened today.
I have some other matters to discuss with you but I will leave those until later as I need to consult with annasavicha and Brenda before I can disclose them to you. They are matters that require your expert assistance.
Concerned User AKA John Paddy Nolan
P.S. Please don't reveal my name to the garda when you talk to them. If they need to speak to me tell them to create an id on here "78ht4eghyg" and then send a PM to big daddy 69 who has agreed to act as go-between in this matter. I hope I don't need to remind you that if this matter were to become known to the community many ladies lives would be at risk. I know you would not enager women Pat, but I thought I had to say this.
I am not kidding folks, this is the type of shit that gets mailed to me!Originally Posted by concerned-userPatricia, did you get my message! Please god Mary needs you.
Patricia x (going for a drink now)