The "you're so big" when you know your not!
My marriage was 14 years....Pain
Dublin without an All Ireland is 15 years.....Pain (thanks for the reminder ber!!!)
Liverpool without a title for 20 years....Pure Pleasure!!!
Had a great laugh with an escort once, she started to make the fake orgasm sounds to make me cum quicker, I just said to her you can cum but I’m still going, I think she might have pissed on me dick she started laughing so much, in fairness we were having the craic so she was already in good form!!
When they're obviously bored. Libido melter.
LOLOLOL You guys crack me up youre so funny
I think my biggest turn off is when I am sucking a man's cock and I can smell his arse. Yes he cleaned it outside, but sometimes that smell just wont go away, because soap and water wont rid an internal smell....and its fucking disgusting
I may start requiring enemas not just a shower before the appointment starts
Will you help with it Dolly? Insert a suppository?
My marriage was 14 years....Pain
Dublin without an All Ireland is 15 years.....Pain (thanks for the reminder ber!!!)
Liverpool without a title for 20 years....Pure Pleasure!!!
well...... I did say earlier "all inclusive"..... YIKES, what did I get myself into?
And he wonders why he needs to use an escort
personal hygiene is a top priority definately.