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    Default Biggest turn-off

    Mine is people who make appointments and then forget they made them
    Whats yours
    Dam

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    Quote Originally Posted by damron View Post
    Mine is people who make appointments and then forget they made them
    Whats yours
    Dam
    Mine is forgetting where I put my teeth.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Paying for hidden extras
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    I have walked away from some escorts and their abodes for the following reasons.

    1. Smell

    2. Dirty apartment

    3. Dirty sheets

    4. told that 30 mimutes is all they could do ( obviously another punter on the way)

    5. scars, from surgery

    If you visit Adrianna Cavalli, then you would see and experience the very best of standards, wonderful location, an apartment that is spotless and extremely comfartable and of course the great courtesan that is Adrianna, not many reach her level of professionalism
    Last edited by Noah; 10-06-09 at 21:58. Reason: typo

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    That fake sound some escorts make as they kiss you!!

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    when thy have got

    A hairyer face/arse than you

    a bigger belly than u=you

    more muscles than you

    when they start screaming when you have just entered

    when your just getting there and they say time up,

    what turns me on thi=ough is the face on em when i drop all my coppers in their hands for a 30 ins session
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon163 View Post
    That fake sound some escorts make as they kiss you!!
    The fake sound of having an orgasm when it's nearly time up. You'd need to send mouse up her hole with a wire brush to achieve that.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    The "you're so big" when you know your not!
    My marriage was 14 years....Pain

    Dublin without an All Ireland is 15 years.....Pain (thanks for the reminder ber!!!)

    Liverpool without a title for 20 years....Pure Pleasure!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    The fake sound of having an orgasm when it's nearly time up. You'd need to send mouse up her hole with a wire brush to achieve that.
    Had a great laugh with an escort once, she started to make the fake orgasm sounds to make me cum quicker, I just said to her you can cum but Iím still going, I think she might have pissed on me dick she started laughing so much, in fairness we were having the craic so she was already in good form!!

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    When they're obviously bored. Libido melter.

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