A blow up Doll to act as a stand in , so you can take bookings from drunks on Sat nights. -------
"Good evening Paddy , my you have had a good time , come meet my flat-mate Polly"
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" Roight, I`me goina fook the tits off the bitch "
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" Ok Paddy, you show her who`s the boss "