Girlfriends. They are the answer, and often the problem.
I moved in to my house in 2000. I had no kitchen for a year, not even a sink. I had no curtains for 4 years. I got carpets upstairs in 2007. Worst thing I ever did, all thanks to bloody girlfriends.
Now I have to clean them.
Not that I ever did.
I cleaned the windows once.
If you can see dust, you are not drinking enough