Lazarus

[bollocks]

This dob man has me puzzled
What is his DOB anyway?
And is he a member of the clergy?
Telling us what to do
And criticising us for extra marital affairs
And is anything wrong
if its consensual
Beware of dog collars
Although they are afraid to wear them now
Or have to remove them when visiting girls for sexual needs
Mind you I like dob, I think.

[Jiberjabber]

This dob man has me puzzled
What is his DOB anyway?
And is he a member of the clergy?
Telling us what to do
And criticising us for extra marital affairs
And is anything wrong
if its consensual
Beware of dog collars
Although they are afraid to wear them now
Or have to remove them when visiting girls for sexual needs
Mind you I like dob, I think.

There's a slightly worrying whiff of conservative about him but he's always come across as honest and fair. Let's burn the fucker while we can.

[bollocks]

There's a slightly worrying whiff of conservative about him but he's always come across as honest and fair. Let's burn the fucker while we can.

And his monicle and starched white collar, suggests he has an expensive lifestyle

Could check his reviews

And see what price ranges he chooses

And duration of visits

And whether he ever visits girls on a sunday

And is it daytime or night time that he has his encounters

And does he go for when their is a new moon, when it tends to be darker

And then of course we could work on the location of all those girls he visits

and work out a fairly accurate profile.

I think he is a bit conservative too,,,and of course old fashioned

Probably never heard of specsavers

Or if he has, he is saving one spec

[Jiberjabber]

And his monicle and starched white collar, suggests he has an expensive lifestyle

Could check his reviews

And see what price ranges he chooses

And duration of visits

And whether he ever visits girls on a sunday

And is it daytime or night time that he has his encounters

And does he go for when their is a new moon, when it tends to be darker

And then of course we could work on the location of all those girls he visits

and work out a fairly accurate profile.

I think he is a bit conservative too,,,and of course old fashioned

Probably never heard of specsavers

Or if he has, he is saving one spec

I think he does it for the ladies ...