Famous last words

[SmallHorn]

Marsha last punter

Couldn't resist......

[willie wacker]

Couldn't resist......

Neither can I

[SteveB]

"Let all brave Prussians follow me!" Field Marshal Kurt Christoph Graf von Schwerin at the Battle of Prague, immediately before getting hit in the head by a cannonball.

"Don't worry, it's not loaded." Terry Kath of the band Chicago, just before putting a pistol to his temple and pulling the trigger.

"Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me." Lee Harvey Oswald, convicted killer of John F. Kennedy, moments before getting shot by Jack Ruby.

[SteveB]

Nostradamus predicted, “Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.” He was right.

Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis let one rip while she was dying. She said, “Good. A woman who can fart is not dead.”

Drummer Buddy Rich died after surgery in 1987. As he was being prepped for surgery, a nurse asked him, “Is there anything you can’t take?” Rich replied, “Yeah, country music.”

John Arthur Spenkelink was executed in Florida in 1979. He spent his final days writing these last words on various pieces of mail: “Capital punishment means those without the capital get the punishment.”

'F**k you. Last words of Tupac Shakur to police officer trying to help him, after he had been shot.

[zoozoozoo]

George Johnson (unknown)

* "Here lies George Johnson
Hanged by mistake, 1882
He was right
We was wrong
But we strung him up
And now he's gone"
Found on Boot Hill, Tombstone, AZ

[zoozoozoo]

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

[zoozoozoo]

Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
Who was always uneasy, but not over pious;
She lived to the age of three score and ten,
And gave that to the worms she refused to the men.

[UB40]

'You take the one on the left and ill take the one on the right'
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid as they charged out of a cave to their deaths into a betallion of soldiers in Bolivia!