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    Following on from the tombstone thread, looks like this might throw up some gems

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    Major-General John Sedgwick.
    " They couldn,t hit an elephant at this distance "
    A second later a sniper bullet torn under his right eye, killing him.
    May 9th 1864 American Civil War


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    rosebud............

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    "I forgot my money"

    - Punter post appointment.

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    I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
    ~~ Humphrey Bogart,

    I'm bored with it all.
    ~~ Winston Churchill,

    That was a great game of golf, fellers.
    ~~ Bing Crosby

    I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.
    ~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara,

    I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
    ~~ Dylan Thomas

    Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
    ~~ Pancho Villa

    Go away. I'm all right.
    ~~ H. G. Wells

    Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
    ~~ Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    "I forgot my money"

    - Punter post appointment.
    Marsha last punter


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Marsha last punter
    Couldn't resist......





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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Couldn't resist......




    Neither can I



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    "Let all brave Prussians follow me!" Field Marshal Kurt Christoph Graf von Schwerin at the Battle of Prague, immediately before getting hit in the head by a cannonball.

    "Don't worry, it's not loaded." Terry Kath of the band Chicago, just before putting a pistol to his temple and pulling the trigger.

    "Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me." Lee Harvey Oswald, convicted killer of John F. Kennedy, moments before getting shot by Jack Ruby.

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    Nostradamus predicted, “Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.” He was right.

    Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis let one rip while she was dying. She said, “Good. A woman who can fart is not dead.”

    Drummer Buddy Rich died after surgery in 1987. As he was being prepped for surgery, a nurse asked him, “Is there anything you can’t take?” Rich replied, “Yeah, country music.”

    John Arthur Spenkelink was executed in Florida in 1979. He spent his final days writing these last words on various pieces of mail: “Capital punishment means those without the capital get the punishment.”

    'F**k you. Last words of Tupac Shakur to police officer trying to help him, after he had been shot.

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