There Once Was An Escort.....

[LLAMEDOS]

And there is an escort in town
Who wants to see you right now
Who's so eager to suck and fuck
That only for 100 euros
She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours

Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.

Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
and it is known as a "Limerick".------
Like this ----

It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
but guys oh what a dream
if it was her we could cream,
and cuddle Pats Booty all night !

[Forrest]

Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
and it is known as a "Limerick".------
Like this ----

It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
but guys oh what a dream
if it was her we could cream,
and cuddle Pats Booty all night !

Give her a break - English not being her first language!!!
She has probably never heard of a 'limerick' never mind visiting the place

[Patricia]

There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who came on here and got herself in a right tizzy

She thought causing drama would impress
And cause Irish men to want her to undress

But it didn't work and her phone still isn't very busy

[LLAMEDOS]

Whilst banging that slapper Liz Hilton
a punter said "Wow you`ve a tight un",
she replied "Pardon my soul,
cos your up the wrong hole
but there is plenty of room in the right one" !

[Quarterpoundher]

There once was an escort called Pat
Who woke up one morn and said drat
I’ll pack in this shite and start me own site
Will it work? she thought feck it it might.

[annasavicha]

There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who talked loadsa bullshit till she got dizzy

She was banned off site as a bigmouthed bitch
And reading all her shite gents gave her a ditch


Her 'wonder worked out' quite,
as she ate her own shite
and no one want to shag her ever since.........


...........not that there was a big queue anyway

[LLAMEDOS]

Liz Hiltons son who is named Kent,
has a penis so long that its bent,
to save him the trouble,
he shoved it in double,
but instead of coming he went !

Keep em coming folks
tis good fer stimulating the "grey matter".

[sexonlegs]

There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who talked loadsa bullshit till she got dizzy

She was banned off site as a bigmouthed bitch
And reading all her shite gents gave her a ditch


Her 'wonder worked out' quite,
as she ate her own shite
and no one want to shag her ever since.........


...........not that there was a big queue anyway

There is an old slapper called Anna
Who always wore a bandanna

The men that came to visit
Stayed no more than just a minute

As those pictures were sure not of Anna

[Liz McDonald]

There is an old slapper called Liz Hilton
Who always drank Milton

The men who came to visit got the shock of their lives.
She threatened to expose their rendevous to their wives.

Those pictures were all re-touched, no thanks I'll pass.
And they got the shock of their lives when they saw saggy tits and saggy ass

[sexonlegs]

There is an old slapper called Liz Hilton
Who always drank Milton

The men who came to visit got the shock of their lives.
She threatened to expose their rendevous to their wives.

Those pictures were all re-touched, no thanks I'll pass.
And they got the shock of their lives when they saw saggy tits and saggy ass

There is an old slapper called Liz McDonald
Who thought that there really was a Ronald McDonald

The sad thing of it all is that she doesn't exist at all

Its a soap character not anyone real at all