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    Talking There Once Was An Escort.....

    .......................................From Leeds,

    Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,

    Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,

    And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.


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    There once was an escort from Nantucket,
    Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
    When she got there
    They asked for a fare
    So she pulled up her dress & said ''FUCK IT''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater View Post
    .......................................From Leeds,

    Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,

    Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,

    And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.

    Brilliant Peter Puusy Eater!!

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    Today a "Sexy" Escort in Cork,
    complained of a punter too short.
    The poor little bloke
    then provided some coke,
    that up her sweet nose she did snort.

    This Escort now known as "Snow White"
    disslikes punters smelling of shite,
    So the Dwarf known as "Stinky"
    then stuffed her cute "Minkie"
    cos his tool was not lacking in height !

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    There once was an escort from Nantucket,
    Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
    When she got there
    They asked for a fare
    So she pulled up her dress & said ''FUCK IT''
    Not my compilation alas, but ----

    There once was a guy from Nantucket,
    Whose Dick was so long he could suck it,
    As he wiped off his chin,
    He remarked with a grin,
    "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"---- ha ha !

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    Quote Originally Posted by llamedos View Post
    not my compilation alas, but ----

    there once was a guy from nantucket,
    whose dick was so long he could suck it,
    as he wiped off his chin,
    he remarked with a grin,
    "if my ear were a cunt i would fuck it"---- ha ha !
    :d:d:d:d:d:d

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    And there is an escort in town
    Who wants to see you right now
    Who's so eager to suck and fuck
    That only for 100 euros
    She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours

    Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna23 View Post
    And there is an escort in town
    Who wants to see you right now
    Who's so eager to suck and fuck
    That only for 100 euros
    She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours

    Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.
    Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
    and it is known as a "Limerick".------
    Like this ----

    It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
    that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
    but guys oh what a dream
    if it was her we could cream,
    and cuddle Pats Booty all night !

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLAMEDOS View Post
    Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
    and it is known as a "Limerick".------
    Like this ----

    It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
    that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
    but guys oh what a dream
    if it was her we could cream,
    and cuddle Pats Booty all night !
    Give her a break - English not being her first language!!!
    She has probably never heard of a 'limerick' never mind visiting the place

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    There once was an escort called Lizzy
    Who came on here and got herself in a right tizzy

    She thought causing drama would impress
    And cause Irish men to want her to undress

    But it didn't work and her phone still isn't very busy
    Last edited by Patricia; 09-03-09 at 14:23.

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