I think he may be lying low working out his revenge tactics, cockroach can live for a week without a head only after that time can you feel truely safeOriginally Posted by DollyDarling
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Fact: The cockroach can live without its head for an entire week.
I think he may be lying low working out his revenge tactics, cockroach can live for a week without a head only after that time can you feel truely safe
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Last edited by Alana; 16-04-09 at 08:53. Reason: missed out the roach after cock better give em the respect they deserve:-)
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Good job punters can’t live that long without head or us escorts would be in a serious fiscal bindI think he may be lying low working out his revenge tactics, cockroach can live for a week without a head only after that time can you feel truely safe
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I just saw Cock-bug crawl up the wall!
Oh my god, ye all were right! It was about 3 days I didnt see Cock-bug, and now tonight, he just crawled up the wall! I may go get the poison spray again and soak the bugger fucker.... OH BUT THE GUILT THE HORRIBLE GUILT
*Pause, Breathe, Think clearly......*
Ok so...
Took a plastic pitcher and Goji Berry brochure and walked nonchalantly towards him, and he was sitting still staring at me, so I managed to cup the pitcher over him and trap it with Goji Berry informative brochure, but Cock-bug went ballistic and made a run to get out, so I made a freaked-out run too, looking fast in all directions - too far to the window, too heavy a window to open fast, but the exit door to the apartment was near and easy to swing open, so thats where I ran to, swung the door open, out to the hallway of the apartment building, and threw him down the stairs towards the floor below. Cock-bug used those ugly wings of his to lift off, and he landed on the hallway wall. I made a dash for my apartment door again and slammed it shut behind me.
OK, so hopefully now I'm safe in the apartment. I keep looking at the door, will he crawl under? If he does, the poison will get him. I gave him a chance for life this time, but next time, he won't be so lucky
Last edited by DollyDarling; 18-04-09 at 05:24.
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You see this is why i need a boyfriend!
Boyfriends are really handy for killing nasty varmints in the home
A boyfriend would just get the job done. Would sort out the bugger fuckers in a flash. I could eat my Saffron Bean soup without any Cock-bugs chasing after me. I really miss those days when I had a boyfriend and he would smash bugs for me
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