Should I continue to go around coughing like a dog that needs to be put down ..................
.............Or should I try out the old wives tale about smearing a mentholated topical cream on the soles of my feet ,before applying socks and going to bed?
Im willing to try it so long as
(1)This thread doesn't turn into an excuse to mock me into the future
(2)I wont find myself on any ladies banned lists for doing so (I mentioned talc to someone once and her scouse head was in the toilet bowl in seconds)
(3)If it fails I will still be someone Tom Sand comes to for advice