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    Default Medical advice needed .............

    Should I continue to go around coughing like a dog that needs to be put down ..................
    .............Or should I try out the old wives tale about smearing a mentholated topical cream on the soles of my feet ,before applying socks and going to bed?

    Im willing to try it so long as
    (1)This thread doesn't turn into an excuse to mock me into the future
    (2)I wont find myself on any ladies banned lists for doing so (I mentioned talc to someone once and her scouse head was in the toilet bowl in seconds)
    (3)If it fails I will still be someone Tom Sand comes to for advice
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    buy new socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    buy new socks.
    You would like the underwear


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    You would like the underwear
    you know the boiling water
    towel over your head
    so many spoon's of vicks thing
    that's my prescription
    ding dong
    Docter Tom sand to reception please
    last thing
    cos I got to go
    whiskey
    if all else fail's
    it will help you sleep
    get better soon dick head

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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Should I continue to go around coughing like a dog that needs to be put down ..................
    .............Or should I try out the old wives tale about smearing a mentholated topical cream on the soles of my feet ,before applying socks and going to bed?

    Im willing to try it so long as
    (1)This thread doesn't turn into an excuse to mock me into the future
    (2)I wont find myself on any ladies banned lists for doing so (I mentioned talc to someone once and her scouse head was in the toilet bowl in seconds)
    (3)If it fails I will still be someone Tom Sand comes to for advice

    A dollop of deep heat on the finger and firmly and swiftly insert up the bum hole.
    Seriously mate. It does work.
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 15-06-16 at 11:36.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post


    A dollop of deep heat on the finger and firmly and swiftly insert up the bum hole.
    Seriously mate. It does work.
    Theres a very hot lady here who has repeatedly (as revenge I suspect) expressed a desire to stick things up my bum
    If a hot blonde in boots and a catsuit cant convince me to try driving on the wrong side of the road,nothing will.

    Your concern is appreciated though


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    Bottle of nightnurse or even better escort dressed as a nurse

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    Quote Originally Posted by tika View Post
    Bottle of nightnurse or even better escort dressed as a nurse
    I wouldn't get value for money



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    In America we just go to the doctor


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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    In America we just go to the doctor

    In America ye really should consider a Psychiatrist instead

    (Sorry ...but really ...you make this shit so easy)
    Last edited by bettercallsaul; 15-06-16 at 00:00.

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