After 20 odd years Dallas is back with a brand new series on TV3 tonight at 10.00pm. Wait until you see old JR back up to my old tricks. I'm a bit older but I can still shag sexy young women. Plenty...
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After 20 odd years Dallas is back with a brand new series on TV3 tonight at 10.00pm. Wait until you see old JR back up to my old tricks. I'm a bit older but I can still shag sexy young women. Plenty...
I bet none will be as big as old JRs sausage. I would love to see you get your mouth around that :D:D:D
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Well Da Burka Boyz you sound like the right kind of men I was looking for. I was planning to start a little war in a middle eastern country. When we're at it bomb a few of them :D:D:D
Point your...
Has anyone seen Johnney Allen recently. I'm supposed to be closing a deal with him?
Your welcome to her Thenads. It means I don't have to shag her anymore :D :D :D
Go right ahead Gene. You can include the ones on mine if you want too. There are a few on yours that I like and I forgot to enter them in the poll. Old JR is going senile.
Ok darling heres a scotch rocks. I don't have any gin and tonic. You would drink white spirits if you had a chance :D :D:D
I saw you last week drinking my aftershave :D :D :D
Who is your favourite soapstar on E-I?
Thanks very much Lizbet. Lets have a bit of fun later :)
Your one feisty woman Lizbet. Nobody will mess with you :D :D :D
Sue Ellen you made a right show of yourself on the late late. You look like a cheap tramp. You look younger than you did 20 years ago alright. But your face looks as plastic as a Dolly. No doubt you...
Just one cornetto give it to me delicious ice-cream from Italy :D :D :D
Personally I rather watch a woman eat a flake like in the ads. It's very erotic.
There used to be a JR ice lolly does...
I wouldn't be seen with a fat tramp like that. You never got over me having an affair with Mandy Winter. Then there was April Stevens. And the love of my life Vanessa the mmother of my Bastard son...
Sue Ellen what in the name of God are you doing in Dublin. I hear Bobbys there with you too. I here your going be on the Late Late Show been interviewed by that lick ass.
I give up, what show are you on. I don't watch thrash tv :D :D :D
I'll give you 10 grand and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it.
I wouldn't mind kissing you darlin ;)
Good man Gene. I might have a few more off the record jobs for you :D :D :D
I'm on my way darlin. I was just having an afternoon nap. I'll be right there. Old JR is horny tonight :D :D :D
Just as long as old Sue Ellen doesn't find out :D:D:D
I think your a bit wicked too Lizzy. lets go up and make those beds :D :D :D
Don't listen to him Lizzy. You have got one fine ass. I'll give you a g & t alright :D :D :D
What about me, I thought you wanted to be my friend. We'll keep it our little secret. I think the bedroom needs a good cleaning. I'll show you the way :D :D :D
Your right Sue Ellen I would never cheat on you. Your the only girl for me. I wouldn't go near that other slapper with a 10 feet barge pole. I hear she's going through the menopause :D :D :D
Please don't sack those sexy girls. They do a good job of my stetson :D
I'm sorry Sue Ellen Cork is beneath you. You deserve better than that. Your right about these yanks pretending their Irish,...