Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: I'm off....

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Oven at Gas mark 4
    Posts
    396

    Default I'm off....

    to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz, if ever a wizard of whizz there was the wizard of oz is one because.......

    (had me worried there Ex P. I thought u had passed yur sell by date or somthing
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    In a big bed wearing hot underwear!
    Posts
    2,782

    Unhappy Dont gooooooooooo!!!!

    Don't go my oven friendly feathered friend....
    Some women like a bun in the oven, well i want an Eddie in my oven!!!


    Love Fi sniff fi XXX

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    down the MET
    Posts
    111

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz, if ever a wizard of whizz there was the wizard of oz is one because.......

    (had me worried there Ex P. I thought u had passed yur sell by date or somthing
    youre not OFF the hook anyway young chicken

    i,m for raising a posse

    I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!

    your saddles goin to be blazing chicken boy

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    limerick
    Posts
    3,241
    Reviews
    4

    Default Hey hey....

    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz, if ever a wizard of whizz there was the wizard of oz is one because.......

    (had me worried there Ex P. I thought u had passed yur sell by date or somthing
    You robbed my thread ya fuckin half cooked chicken

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    In a big bed wearing hot underwear!
    Posts
    2,782

    Default Ovens at the ready!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    You robbed my thread ya fuckin half cooked chicken

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

    You leave my half cooked chicken alone ya hear!!!!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    trying to get into a womans knickers
    Posts
    99

    Default

    I wouldn't mind kissing you darlin
    Give us a drink Sue Ellen

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Oven at Gas mark 4
    Posts
    396

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    Don't go my oven friendly feathered friend....
    Some women like a bun in the oven, well i want an Eddie in my oven!!!


    Love Fi sniff fi XXX
    Youíve only to whisper my Princess of far far away land and bountiful blessings. If must shed a tear at my passing then pray hold from falling till my drought ridden lips can so savor and quench the thirst of not yet knowing youíre soft embrace.

    But till thenÖ.


    Flick a match at youíre pilot light sexy an get the oven warmed up and Iíll be round to inspect the cooker but you have to reach at least gas mark 4 to get my juices flowing and savor the full ever ready eddie experience . So into that warm bed Fiona, fire up old batteries Betsy and get set for a feast fit for a king (or Princess)

    I guarantee buns in the oven (500 hens canít be wrong ) and deffo fun with ole oven.

    Ps

    Do u have oven gloves btw?ÖÖÖ..never mind Iíll bring me own.
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    next door to Liz Hilton
    Posts
    183

    Default

    Now you would come in handy for Bettys hotpot Remember I'm the real hotpot around here now
    I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Oven at Gas mark 4
    Posts
    396

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gene hunt View Post
    youre not OFF the hook anyway young chicken

    i,m for raising a posse

    I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!

    your saddles goin to be blazing chicken boy
    You'll have to get past Fiona first gene. I'm a little chicken so i'll hide behind her

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    You robbed my thread ya fuckin half cooked chicken
    HEE HEE HEE U can spank my booty Ex P if I can spank ure's

    Quote Originally Posted by JR Ewing View Post
    I wouldn't mind kissing you darlin
    Why thanks JR, pucker up my little Texan vixen. JR don't stand for Just Rodgered does it as I don't do sloppy seconds, not even for a Ewing, not after what Bobby did to me in the shower.
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Oven at Gas mark 4
    Posts
    396

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Liz McDonald View Post
    Now you would come in handy for Bettys hotpot Remember I'm the real hotpot around here now
    Cominí in handy is my main problem Liz but for you Iíll gladly add a little seasoning to any hot pot you wish especially if you make sure Ken gets it.
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •