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If my gran thought i was talking rubbish she'd say "och yer arse and parsley!" or "away ye go n boil yer heid!"

good thread got me remembering my wee gran x

Just a short tour so book some time with me you will never forget.

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Last 2 days in Belfast City Centre. Join me for some fun, good conversation and some naughtiness, it will be a time well spent with an escort who knows exactly what your looking for...............

Scotland is good to have on your radar, lots of naughty farmers wives up north lol

I did have an outcall once to a farm and the guy had to stop when his coo went into labour lol x

Last day in Belfast today guys, let me give you a day to remember xxx 07983826788

Come have some fun with an openminded adventurous Scottish Girl

You are guaranteed satisfaction and I can even hold an intelligent conversation lol

A naughty liason to remember long after i'm...

Cheap Italian wine is better than expensive Italian wine as they keep the classification down so they can produce more bottles...... i like Montepulchiano d'abruzzio made with the Montepulchiano wine...

My oldest client was well into his late 70's, an ex marine who had a fit body, anyway, i hadn't seen him for a couple of weeks and when i did, i was actually doing naughty things to him and making...

Some people like the idea of being streamed live on the net while on the job...... usually wearing masks obviously :)

Hey Rodeoman,

If a girl offers webcam sex she may be registered to steam live broadcasts at hours to suit her, when you would log on to whatever site she broadcasts from and pay her to do...

So i find myself standing at the ledge peering down at the abyss and trying to decide if i'm going to jump....... sod it im already half way down, may as well see what the parties like now i'm here! x

lol I've definately got my answer then...... Is there a dedicated E-I rehab?

Dedicated time every day to E-I then me thinks lol x

I've myself on E-I everyday finding my way around the site and forums more and more. Is this site a little bit addictive? Just so i know and can set aside dedicated E-I time every day x

Good morning people,

I think the sun may be coming out in Scotland today..... yippee last ditch attempt at a summer..... get the cream out x

lol Ooooo i'm all quivering now lol He is hot, Gutted about the full frontal shot but i'm very lucky, got a great imagination! lol x

You didnt say there was a Tom Hardy full frontal nude scene Bruno..... may have to see the movie first now lol x

book first then dvd, looking forward to starting it this week :) I can always look up Tom Hardy pics on the internet to indulge my love of him in the meantime lol x

Hey Amber, Thank you for your post, i was hoping an escort would reply and i wasnt looking for ppl to say on forum where to stay(should have made that a bit clearer on my post) I am also very...

oh dear, thats me on a downer now! 1 point in it!!! Oh well at least Scotland has some great escorts as ambassadors lol xxx

I'm dying to see it Bruno (i have a wee thing for tom hardy lol ) but i ordered the book online as i'd like to read that first but is bigger than war and peace so i may have to wait till the dvd is...

I'm going to assume Scotland won this morning until someone brave enough wants to burst my bubble, put me on a downer and tells me Argentina won xxx

Hey Luigi, So glad your coming out the other side and back thinking about the "ladies" lol I do have a client in Scotland that has dry orgasms through a similar medical thing but after a few...

Nothing wrong with a wishlist Griff, i have a wishlist on every designer online shopping site that has gorgeous shoes......although i won't get to buy all my gorgeous shoes but i do treat myself...

why would you consider doing owo if you were in the least bit wary??? Would you feel the same if you had went down on a female escort???