I met Iris babe about three weeks ago definitely my wildest fantsy came true as a single meeting I totally recommend definitely the duo is a must do.
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I met Iris babe about three weeks ago definitely my wildest fantsy came true as a single meeting I totally recommend definitely the duo is a must do.
Men from kerry always use two condoms just to be sure to be sure :-D
:)I walked into Ann Summers
today-
"I'd like to return the wifes dildo please" I said "swap it for a bigger one,"
Am sorry sir but there's no exchange or return on dildoes" said the assistant ...
I was chatting up a girl in the pub before when this bloke came over.
You do realise this is my girlfriend don't you
wanna take it outside?
Of course I do am hardly gonna try and fuck her in...
The wife suggested we swap roles in bed tonight but I'm not keen.
I don't think I could fuck without moving.
It probably is a place for dirty old men but ive been a Dirty old man since i was 10 ;-)
My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track.
that's the last time I put my arse on the line.
my wife just called me.
she said three of the girls in the office have just recieved some flowers for valentines Day,they are absoluetly gorgeous.
I said "that's probably why they've recieved...
what do you call a train that dosen't stop at your station?
Thomas the Bastard!!
several years ago my wife came to me one night and said we should watch a porno together.
Excited I rushed to the video store and rented the nastiest-sounding title I could find
I rushed home...
I walked in on my gran giving my grandad a blowjob.
"Oh dear.i'm very sorry.I thought you would be finished with all that now at your ages," I said
"Are you joking?" replied my gran," have you seen...
never mind looking for it back best ask her to work for it;-)
I had a quiet New Year's Eve.
Nothing to drink. tv switched off by 8.00pm.then bed with a long sex session to end the night.
I fucking hate prison.
yes those are for sure stil selling wel again old classic's
kourous has always been my favorite there was a simular thread before about aftershave's i never mentioned this one before but i find most women really loved the kourous..its an old one now but...
thats called the cleaning of the Bag feargal
.;-)
All my missus got me for christmas was a fucking clockwork radio.
I asked her."is this a wind up?"
my neighbour obviously does'nt watch porn..She asked me to come fix sink.I have been here for an hour and I am still fixing the Damm sink.
there was an earthqake at the christian brothers monastery and it was leveled all fifty brothers were transported to heaven at the one time at the pearly gates st peter said lets go through the entry...
its a better quality of water than the shite that comes from the tap thats for sure.
your already paying for it on your tax already and as for being a crim thats nonsense end of
A great turn out in Dublin city today it would make you so proud of the people who took part in the protest against that fucking government if everyone sticks together and has no communication with...
I was staring over the fence at the neighbour's arse today until the wife appeared.
Engoying the view?" she said icily.
"what? I said "oh right I just thought jenny had the same bikini bottoms as...
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night.
I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the fucking pub.
classic :-D