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Welcome to Ireland lol.

Thank his parents!! They must have been comedians :)

Would you believe there's actually a real person with that name? Not me obviously lol. Some guy who was Chief of Protocol at the White House!! Don't know if he still is.

Haha, yeah I twigged that afterwards ;)

Any ladies free on Friday evening for 2 hours? Preferably, someone who is big into kissing. Sure you can reply here or PM.

Thanks,

Randy

Hi,

Any Ladies around the Dublin area this evening? Feeling adventurous. Feel free to PM ;)

Randy.

So you want a Supermassive Black Hole???? Or have I got this ALL wrong ;)

Thanks. Appointment made with the delightful Amelia Babe. :)

Sorry, Hair trigger means Premature Ejaculation. Just got asked.

Hi, I'm looking to book a 2 hour appointment with a lady in the Dublin City area. Preferably for tomorrow (Thursday) Just a couple of things:

In the last year, I've developed a bit of a hair...

HEY HEY HEY!!! What did I miss????.....oh wait.

Hands up if you just read that to yourself in Steve Irwin's voice!:)

Down with this sort of thing!!!!:damnit1:

Breaking news today.



http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-who-attempted-to-rape-escort-asks-court-for-time-to-go-on-family-holiday-558479.html

Look after yourselves ladies.

In the underground carpark on the Quays with a gf at the time. Had paid the ticket and got frisky before we left. We were there about half an hour and tried to leave. This is how I found out that you...

I was sitting in the kitchen with my dog one night. Suddenly, he turned to me and said, "You know, I can speak perfectly fluent English. There really no need for all that "doggie" gibberish you throw...

The IMF Stole our Summer. I hear Angela Merkel has the Sun locked in the desk in her Office in the Bundestag. I was going to tell a joke about raiding Angela's drawers but I'm not a monster!!!

As Johnothan Ross might say, "Don't be so wankerous".

Done. Nice to meet you:) And no, they don't droop, you look perfectly fine. Best €30 I never spent lol

Shwing!!!!! Nice. They yours ;) I'll pay you €50 to stare at them for 30 minutes lol

"Don't tell anyone about my one testicle. I don't want people thinking I'm a Monster"

"Leave it. We'll fix it after lunch. It will be grand"- The Dam operator of Atlantis Municipal Council.

"Stingrays LOVE foreplay" - Steve Irwin
"Keano ya Traitor!!!........oh fuckin' hell, he's coming over"
"Charles.......Charles..........what are you doing with that pillow" - the Queen.

Nothing.....we have established that Angel and Baby are nouns, and not adjectives. Yep, I'm a real Grammar Nazi!!!:drillsergeant:

Sure do you not know that Dinosaur bones were something God put in the ground to test our faith???
It's the Gospel according to Sarah Palin.