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Actually, it's not as bad as it sounds and the results are the same, lol.

And far less inhibiting than a dose of salmonella too :p

I have to confess that I was, ummm, 'worried' about the part where the guy gets off the floor, and grabs the torch... at first I couldn't see the guy in the bed, and all I could hear was a dog...

Hee hee!

It's quite surreal actually. Me laying there on my side, hose up my derriere, clutching a hot water bottle to my belly, whilst sipping peppermint tea - and chatting about nothing in...

Anon - you - Umm, I mean your friend - can either use a douche, or take the head off the shower and use the hose. Make sure the water isn't too hot..

If using the shower method, bear in mind that...

Could be me - although I doubt it, lol..... :p

I wonder who the oldest guy is?

I'm a natural redhead, but for years I was bottle blonde.

The reason for that was, for so many years, I was bullied for being a redhead. Kids can be so cruel, and many adults can be too. Everyone...

Aww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to be like that, lol. But, honestly, It IS horrible when I get a thick pube in the back of my throat and I'm trying my hardest not to gag - now THAT would be...

Roleplays I've been asked to do, and have done so...

Headteacher/pupil (switch half way through)
Secretary/bitchy boss
Mum's best friend
Nun
Nurse (naturally) :rolleyes:
Slut/street worker
...

That's nice - but I would never make the first move as I wouldn't know who the guy was with. Could be his mates who have no idea that he visits SP's, or worse still - his partner!!

Lol - It just makes me believe that guys (some) really do think with their cocks rather than their heads :p

That's a bit harsh, isn't it? Perhaps, at the time you viewed Michelle's profile, she hadn't quite got around to completing it? She has said that she wished that she had known about EI before her...

I know what you mean - time-wasters in Belfast seem to be on the increase. Some people do have a sick sense of humour.

What I have been doing for a couple of years now is that I give them a...

I have to admit to disliking tons of the 'Organic dental floss' around a guys John-Thomas!! It's so unsexy and quite off-putting to be either having to stop a BJ to pick it out of my mouth, and even...

If, by chance, we happen to see one another at the same time - then that is enough. I definitely wouldn't run the risk of someone else catching even a nod of acknowledgement - the chap may 'appear'...

All I can say is that - I do offer OWO, although I will offer covered too if requested. BUT... whenever I go for my full sexual health check (SHC), I will ALWAYS ask for a throat swab to be taken as...

The first thoughts that came to my mind (and do forgive me for saying it) but - Possible Trafficking and, as has been mentioned, there are only a few weeks left until Christmas..

As Bogman says,...

I ADORE my big boobs... 36F.

And as Kelly says - I, too, LOVE the attention that they get. (Not just during 'working hours', but at all other times too)!

I understand what you're saying, but what I am trying to say is that we are not ALL the same. Just because I am an escort does NOT mean that I am obsessed with money, and that I would love to have a...

SO, I am not human? Nor do I have feelings etc?

Thanks OP for tarring us all with the same brush!

I recently tried to have a relationship with someone - my first in about 5 years. HE chased me,...