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I would rather starve than shag any landlord. We have an agreed rent which he will receive promptly. He can fuck off if he's expecting anything else.

What kind of pimp would allow €5k to remain in the hands of trafficked women. Although the definition of what passes for trafficking could just be the blurring of the lines between organised and...

It would have to be an absolute flea bag of an establishment to have sanitary waste visible. Very rare as a user. Disgusting yes. But rare.

I was in a situation recently at a workshop where as...

Any man that would want to do that to any living being is a big turn off for me, whether client or partner.

Escorts who are genuine, truthful and treat clients well deserve to have more than "nothing to worry about".

You take a good service for granted, then ironically, if a subsequent visit to the...

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. She definitely looked older than 14 in that picture.

There was that case of a "young" boy who claimed he'd been orphaned and been living wild. Then a friend...

I've been lucky with both the men in my life and some of my special clients. Amazing cooks who taught me a thing or two. I've just stood back in awe at some of their offerings.

I wouldn't be in...

What a stupid, arrogant, little f*cker! What made him think he was so special? But it validates my low expectations of the text speak guys. Immature and deluded.

When I get a pm or email in text speak, I ignore it. There's just no way to relate to someone that thinks writing in that way is acceptable. I cater to men; not adolescents.

Oh, Tiff, you've got me coming over all woozy now! True, DP with DP experts (as opposed to two DP saboteurs) has got to be the ultimate in self-lubricating pleasure!

*sighs*

Going like the clappers is essential ... but ONLY after getting slowly past the sphincter muscles. And if the guy is of a particularly generous girth, he needs to wait that little bit longer for the...

The first time is not the only time it can hurt. My first time, in my teens hurt like a mofo and I swore off it. he was bleeding clueless and going by what he'd seen in the porn movies.

A couple...

Whatever the rota, there'll be a distinction between the social time and the intimate time. So, 4 hours could be split 2 hours social, 2 hours intimate, and priced accordingly.

But some guys...

I write privately to the client when I discover a new review. That's just my way.

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I said never many times. Now I'm eating my words. With relish and much request for a couple of wasted decades of avoiding anal! I've actually been approached by an escort on adultwork to introduce...

If she gave you CIM, it doesn't mean she is happy to give it to others. If someone is asking your privately to confirm a service a lady is not public about, I think it is VERY wrong to go ahead and...

But you can have a good old shag up the wrong 'un in so many horny positions. Doesn't get any better than that!

One guy said that to me last night. He'd never done it because he thought it was rude to ask. So, I skip the rudeness and suggest it myself. :D

Even in London, where I do most of my escorting, I won't text my address. I'll text the name of the road and the post code. And when you get there and can describe a chosen land-mark, or otherwise...

The last time I had a review, I only knew because another lady sent me a pm congratulating me. I don't get notified and the guys considerate enough to leave one don't tell me. As a result, it can...

Do you need an appointment with the Cock Whisperer? Does your member need more TLC than ever before? A caring, coaxing companion to help it reach erect heights and better performance? Would you...

If she didn't remember you, how did she remember that there was an encounter to review?

Those specifics you provided are good. I wouldn't hesitate to pm if I thought I might appeal to the poster. But a lady also needs to know whether the guy won't take one look at her profile and...

I reply to most, if not all, whether he wants to book me or not.

I wouldn't respond to someone trying to get a freebie. Nor to someone seeking something I don't offer. On the whole, the pm's...

I see many client requests where I would fit the bill. But I think the guys need to be more specific not just about what they want, but their ideal lady. I'm black. I'm full figured. I'm mature ......