Oh for gods sake, I see naivety is catching. I very much doubt the Magdalene Sisters will embrace me if they think I am independently selling my stash as it were old chap :)
Im not in the mood for...
Oh for gods sake, I see naivety is catching. I very much doubt the Magdalene Sisters will embrace me if they think I am independently selling my stash as it were old chap :)
Im not in the mood for...
I lurve regular clients. You have got the awkward bits out of the way and it is easier to build up a rapport, in and out of the bedroom. Plus, they know me a little by then so my sense of humour...
God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?"
"Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most
beautiful creature in the world.
I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to.
I'd like her to...
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans...