how not to get an appointment with a lady :)
thought id share the text i just received .
How much for you to suck my cock,
eat your pussy an fuck your brains out ???????
Such a...
how not to get an appointment with a lady :)
thought id share the text i just received .
How much for you to suck my cock,
eat your pussy an fuck your brains out ???????
Such a...
I laughed.... :rolleyes:
LDM's Plans for Valentines 2013:
Take-away
Television
Wank
Feel lonely
Have a few cans of Bud
Wank again
Post here
Last time I was I here I had a gent threaten to give me a bad review unless I saw him cheaper. Sadly on the 1st day back today I am most disappointed as it happened again.
Based on my experiences...
A + November
Cross dress for a whole month :idea: I look good in boxers an a white string vest ;)
http://i.imgur.com/pZ6kr.jpg
In your civil life,do you agree with the picture?
Just got a chinese takeaway, sitting down now to watch old episodes of Ultimate Force :D
I was thinking this few days about the punters in Ireland and all the down hill that is going on in the escorting industry here, the bad thing`s like raped,robed poor escorts! all the timewasters and...
It's especially horrendous if the other person is nice and hasn't really done anything wrong.....it's much easier if the other person is a horrible git who you need out of your life.
It's not all it's cracked up to be Heather.
I have many regrets in life. But my one big regret is letting "the one" get away!!!:( Or to be more precise fucking it up! 10 years down the line and...
She has New Photos on her escort profile.
well done Angel, love the new look.
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I would love to move on an Island. Probably Fiji Islands, Galapagos... or Caribbean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaApsYP3eOY
Aaron sorry to hear that xxx
Why not ask, go get your car washed and ask if they do blowdrying :D
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"...
My ass is a one way street and I wouldn't turn it into a dual carriageway for love nor money :D
after landing myself in jail i spent the next hour getting relentlessy bum fucked. sometimes i think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously..
I like my buddy SimonTemplar… I think as a sign of my friendship I will treat him to a nice little weekend away in Dublino, just the two of us… No not brokeback mountain stuff just two lads on the...
hi guys hope u like my new pics i am horny and witing on yous xxx 0852374786 5531855319553205532155322:D
Well the fact of it was I was with 4 ppl from the site at the time , none of them being him and there only being one of me it seems fairly impossible , and call me nothing spc ok that's probably true...
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries...
Please note that in the world of escorting, you are paying for the time, not the services provided.
shud have been brought in years ago!
but simply i can't see how it can work now
u cudnt get a job if you tryed
right it may be my hangover making me extra grumpy
but im getting a wee bit pissed off lately! right i can stomach the threads asking escorts question and reading the know it all condesending...
I love Crissy Moran. I have a thing for petite escorts. And Crissy is only 5' 2"!!!
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